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Unexpected fan favourites can appear just about anywhere.  Marvel Comics has several, characters that, for various reasons, just resonated with readers.  With some, such as Squirrel Girl, it’s the innate humour that draws in fans.  For others, it’s the rebel of the group.  In the various X-Men titles, that was Wolverine.

Wolverine first appeared in the final panel of The Incredible Hulk #180, with the story continuing the next issue.  Conceived as a mutant agent of a Canadian intelligence agency, Wolverine reappeared in the first issue of Giant-Size X-Men, the soon afterwards in X-Men #94.  His popularity grew, exploding in the 80s as the anti-hero movement began.  This popularity led to a four-issue mini-series, Wolverine, helmed by Chris Claremont and Frank Miller.  With Wolverine’s in-universe longevity, thanks to his mutant healing factor, writers could look at various parts of his past, adding depth to the character.  Popularity with fans led to Logan to several mini-series, cross-overs, becoming the anchor in the weekly Marvel Comics Presents, his own ongoing series, joining the Avengers, and the lead of a cartoon.  He has joined Spider-Man as a means of letting readers know a title is part of the Marvel Universe just by appearing in a new character’s comic.  Wolverine has been a Canadian secret agent, a teacher, an X-Man, a crime lord, a ronin, a soldier, an Avenger.

The Wolverine, released in 2013 by Twentieth Century Fox, takes a look at a moment in Logan’s long life, with Hugh Jackman returning as the title character.  The movie opens at a prisoner-of-war camp in Japan in 1945, across the bay from Nagasaki.  Logan is the first to hear the approaching B-29 bomber, but a Japanese officer also hears it and frees the prisoners to prevent their deaths in the coming bombing run.  As the prisoners run for their lives, the officer remembers the one in the hole, Logan, and frees him as well.  Logan, though, recognizes what is about to happen.  There is only one bomber.  However, instead of also running, the officer joins his superiors as they commit seppuku.  Logan prevents the lethal stabbing, and both watch as the second atomic bomb ever explodes.  Hauling the officer along, Logan returns to his cell in the hole, where he protects the officer from the fireball with his own body.

Logan then wakes up from the dream within a dream.  As he shakes off the nightmare, he realizes that he’s in the Yukon, where he went after the X-Men movies.*  He spends a typical day, a trip into town for supplies followed by work in the woods.  He ignores the boisterousness of a group of hunters, not wanting to get involved or be noticed.  That night, though, he hears their screams.  When he investigates, he finds their camp torn apart and a bear in the throes of agony from an arrow.  Logan puts the poor beast out of its misery and heads to town.  He easily finds the hunters, including the one survivor of the bear’s rampage and starts asking questions, wanting to find the owner of the poisoned arrow he pulled from the bear’s body.  Before an all-out brawl can start, a tiny Japanese woman introduces herself and her katana.  The hunters don’t take her seriously, but she demonstrates finesse with the weapon, killing no one while making precise cuts that show that it was her decision to keep them alive.  As she leaves, she invites Logan to follow her to her car.

The young woman introduces herself as Yukio, representing Yashida, the dying CEO of Yashida Industries, who has requested Logan, the Wolverine, to talk to him before he passes away.  Yukio, herself a mutant who can see how people will die, manages to persuade Logan into going to Tokyo, though just for one day.  As for the hunters, Yukio sees them dying in a week in a car crash.

In Tokyo, Logan is reunited with the Japanese officer he saved, Yashida himself, who is in the final stages of cancer.  Yashida asks his doctor, Dr. Green, and his family, son Shingen and granddaughter Mariko, time alone to talk with Logan.  With everyone out, Yashida makes an offer to Logan, the end of Wolverine’s long suffering, the removal of his powers and transferring them to the dying man.  Logan refuses.  Later that night, Yashida passes away.  That same night, Jean Grey returns again in Logan’s dreams, only to turn into Dr. Green.

Yashida’s funeral the next day is somber and formal.  Logan, though, senses something is off just before the Yakuza gangsters reveal themselves.  One gangster produces a shotgun from underneath his monk robes and shoots Logan.  While shooting the Wolverine is never a good idea, this time, Logan is staggered.  The wounds don’t close as rapidly as they should.  Logan doesn’t let the wounds slow him down as he demonstrates that he is the best at what he does.  Still, he is slowed down by gunshot wounds, far more than he should be.

The gangsters’ target is Mariko; they attempt to kidnap her, but are stopped by not only Logan, but by Harada, who is making accurate bow shots from rooftops over a kilometre away.  Logan is the only one to spot him, but since Harada is assisting Mariko, does nothing to stop the archer.  Instead, he grabs Mariko to take her away from the fighting and the gangsters.  The pair work their way through Tokyo, running from the Yakuza, until they reach the train station.  Mariko loses Logan in the crowd at the station and boards a bullet train to Nagasaki.  As she starts to relax, Logan falls into a seat across the aisle from her.

Logan’s tenaciousness is rewarded.  Several gangsters have also boarded the train.  Logan spots them and tries to deal with them.  Adamantium claws are not the best weapon in an enclosed space, especially if trying to keep the space enclosed; Logan rips through the outer wall of the train car.  At first, it works to his advantage, letting him toss out a couple of gangsters, but he, too, is soon dragged out of the bullet train.  The fight winds up on the top of the train, still travelling at 300km/h** and ends when Logan bluffs the last gangster into jumping at the wrong time.

The pair leave the train at the next stop, long before reaching Nagasaki.  Stopping at a love hotel,  Logan gets patched up by a veterinary student after collapsing.  His healing factor is completely shut down, yet he insists on protecting Mariko through to Nagasaki and beyond.  They take a bus to the reborn city, where Mariko’s grandfather had built a sanctuary for the family.  Logan recognizes the view.  He looks for and finds the cell he was in when the atomic bomb exploded.

During the time at the sanctuary, Logan and Mariko fall in love.  Yukio, still in Tokyo, has a vision of Logan dying, and heads to the haven to warn him.  The Yakuza catch up and kidnap Mariko, taking her away before Logan can stop them.  After some interrogation of the sole gangster stopped by Logan and some investigation, Logan and Yukio return to the Yashida residence, where they do not find any security.  Eariler, Harada and his ninja had arrived to rescue Mariko from her father.  Dr. Green also appears and poisons Shingen, leaving with Harada.  Logan, not finding anyone, heads to Yashida’s hospital bed and uses the X-ray machine there to find out why his healing factor isn’t working.  The X-ray reveals a device attached to his heart.  Yukio reminds Logan of the vision she had: him, on his back, his heart in his hand.  Logan, however, performs his own open heart surgery.

Shingen, left for dead by Dr. Green, appears.  Yukio fights him off as Logan tries to remove the device.  The Wolverine does, indeed, die on the table, but instead of his heart in his hand, he has the device that had blocked his healing factor.  Yukio keeps Shingen away from Logan, the fight a standstill.  Despite the flatline beep, though, Logan’s body repairs itself.  Shingen manages to get the upper hand in the sword fight, but before he can kill Yukio, Logan stops him.  The fight’s tenor changes.  Logan is no longer hampered by his lack of power.  Cuts that would kill another man just get him angry.  Shingen’s best attack, one that, if The Wolverine was an anime series, would leave Logan cut in twain, does little to stop him.  Logan leaves Shingen alive, reminding him that he tried to kill his own daughter.

Yukio and Logan work out where Mariko is taken.  Logan heads out to Yashida’s birthplace and enters the family compound.  Harada confronts him, and tries to point out that getting further is a death sentence, not realizing that Logan has solved that little problem.  Ninja move in to attack and are cut down.  Harada, realizing that there’s nothing gained by throwing more ninja at Wolverine other than giving Logan practice, orders his men to use bows insteads.  The archer poisons his own broadhead arrows, and, after many arrows, all with cables attached, Logan is brought down.

Inside, when he awakens, Logan finds out what has been happening.  The family’s Silver Samurai, protector for many generations, has been modified.  The pilot needs Logan’s healing factor.  Logan, however, refuses to go down without a fight.

A lot happened in the movie, to say the least.  Before I analyze The Wolverine, I want to make reference to Adaptations and the Superheroic Setting, which discussed the creation of using a different universe in different media.  The short version of it:  Comic books tend to have a lot of continuity behind them.  With the Wolverine, there is forty years worth of stories since his first appearance in 1974.  While fans of the character are aware of the backstory, not everyone in the audience is.  Setting the X-Men movies as their own cinematic universe allows the film makers room to tell the story they want without spending half the running time explaining everything that has happened prior.  Adding to the complexity, The Wolverine also has to fit in with the previous movies; X-Men: First Class was, essentially, a prequel to X-Men, not a reboot.  It’s an interesting position to be in, where interesting is akin to the “Chinese curse“.

The film makers, in the DVD extra***, mentioned that they used the Claremont-Miller mini-series as a starting point, using the dichotomy in Logan’s nature to be both soldier and loner.  Mariko has appeared not only in the mini-series but also in the regular X-Men title and is, for the most part, portrayed the same.  Logan’s visions of Jean flow from the events in X2, though it’s possible that the film makers could be angling towards the Dark Phoenix Saga or that what Logan remembers is not necessarily how things are, thanks to Days of Future Past.  Time travel really messes up continuity.  The Wolverine focuses on Logan as Logan, not his superhero identity.  This focus has appeared in the comics, including his time as the anchor for Marvel Comics Presents and his own mini-series.

Balancing the different aspects and origins (film and comic) of the character is a fine line, but the movie manages to walk it.  Anyone familiar with Logan from either just the comic or just the movies will have no issue with Jackman’s portrayal.  There are liberties taken; in the comics, Harada is the Silver Samurai and a mutant himself.  The changes, though, don’t take away from Logan, nor do they substantially change the events.  While The Wolverine follows the movies more than the comic, the essence of Logan is caught and portrayed well.

Next week, a second look at Mr. Peabody & Sherman.

* The X-Men movie timeline gets a bit convoluted.  X-Men: Days of Future Past ignores X-Men 3 completely.  The Wolverine seems to do the same thing, but there are elements, such as the Jean Grey dreams, that hint at something else, like a timeline that is about to change.
** Speed limit in Ontario is 100km/h, or a bit over 60mph.
*** DVD extras are a boon to these reviews.  Sometimes, a bit of insight into the process of making the movie helps figure out why some decisions were made.

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Lost in Translation has taken a look at different movies based on Marvel characters, from the Avengers Initiative to the licensed characters like Spider-Man and Daredevil.  The recent movies have all been well received for the most part.  However, Marvel’s fortunes weren’t always so lofty.  The first theatrical release featuring a Marvel character* laid an egg.

The character, Howard the Duck, was created by Steve Gerber and Val Mayerik for Adventure into Fear #19 in 1973.  Howard was a duck who found himself stuck on Earth, pulled away from his life on his home planet of Duckworld, plucked from his life by Thog the Nether-Spawn.  Thog wanted to collapse all realities into one under his control.  Howard teamed up with several other heroes to stop Thog, but a misstep sent him to Cleveland.  After a few problems with law enforcement and being mistaken for a mutant, he happened across the lair of the villainous Pro-Rata and rescued Beverly Switzer, a life model, with the help of Spider-Man**.  Howard and Beverly would come to love each other across species differences.

The movie Howard the Duck, released in 1986, focuses on Howard and his arrival on Earth.  Without access to other characters in the Marvel-verse, the movie shows Howard in his everyday life, establishing him as an everyduck, before hurling him through a wormhole to land in Cleveland, Ohio, outside a dive bar with live band Cherry Bomb.  Howard bounces from trouble to trouble before finding a place to hide and gather his wits.  Meanwhile, the lead singer of Cherry Bomb, Beverly Switzer, has wrapped up for the night and left the bar.  Two “fans” intercept her and refuse to let her leave.  She fights them off the best she can while calling for help.  Help does arrive, all three-foot-two of him.  Howard leaps in with his Quak-Fu and helps Beverly chase away her assailants.  Not having anywhere else to go, Howard takes up Beverly’s offer to go home with her.

The next day, Beverly introduces Howard to Phil, a scientist and intern at a lab.  Phil is ecstatic at meeting an living, breathing, talking example of parallel evolution.  Howard gets overwhelmed and leaves.  As he tries to adjust to Cleveland, he looks for a job.  The best he gets a position as a janitor at a romance spa.  The job and the boss soon get to him and Howard quits.  He wanders around Cleveland, eventually returning to the dive where he first landed and met Beverly.  Cherry Bomb is on stage inside.  Howard goes inside, where he overhears Cherry Bomb’s manager talk about his plan to withhold the band’s money to get Beverly to go home with him.  A barroom brawl breaks out with Howard outnumbered three to one by the manager and his friends, but the alien duck wins.  Howard takes the money and forces the manager to stop managing Cherry Bomb.  Later backstage, Howard reveals the cash to Cherry Bomb.

Meanwhile, Phil has been busy.  He has spoken to Dr. Jennings, the lead researcher at the lab, and arrives at the bar.  Phil wasn’t expecting Howard to be there, but takes advantage of the situation to take one of Howard’s tail feathers.  The DNA in that feather matches the DNA on a feather that appeared after a laser-retrieval experiment.  Dr. Jennings was responsible for pulling Howard across the galaxy to Cleveland.  Howard reasons that if the laser could pull him to Cleveland, it could send him back to Duckworld.

An accident at the lab interferes with Howard’s plan.  Dr. Jennings has been changed.  The police arrive as a result of the alarm going off and wind up arresting Howard for being an illegal alien.  Howard manages to escape from the police and meet up with Beverly and Dr. Jenning.  In Dr. Jenning’s car, the researcher starts undergoing a transformation.  The last experiment had pulled one of the Dark Overlords, one who is now occupying Dr. Jennings’ body.  The Dark Overlord wants to free his comrades and plans to use the laser to bring them to Earth.  His comrades need a body, and the Dark Overlord plans on giving them Beverly’s.  Howard, with the help of Phil, rescue Beverly, defeat the Dark Overlord, and sends the other Overlords back.

As mentioned at the beginning, the movie bombed.  However, as an adaptation, it works.  There’s a change from the existentialism that Gerber had in the comic to a science fiction comedy, but the idea of a person ripped out of his home, his life, to an alien landscape is still there.  The love between Howard and Beverly is still there, and builds subtly where even they aren’t aware of it even if the audience is.  When two people can finish each other’s sentences without effort, there’s a true connection between them.  The main issue is the design of Howard.  The movie was made before CGI was commonplace.  The Last Starfighter had been released two years earlier in 1984, but the techniques were still in their infancy.  Thus, Howard was a man in a duck suit.  Howard’s look in the comics was still very duck-like, and his stance would be murder on most people’s backs if attempted in real life.  Industrial Lights & Magic did manage to create believable animatronics for Howard’s facial expressions.

As for tanking at the box office, Howard the Duck was an odd choice to adapt.  George Lucas had found the comic, read it, then passed it on to Gloria Katz and Willard Huyck to write.  The project sat for a few years before Universal needed a film to add to its line up.  The original idea was to create an animated feature, but Universal needed one sooner than animating would take.  This need led to Howard being live action.  The other issue was that Howard, both comic and movie, wasn’t a children’s title.  Howard smokes cigars and has sex.  At the time of release, though, the movie received a PG rating, which allowed for saltier scenes and topless nudity without necessarily allowing much in language or violence.  As a comparison, Airplane also received a PG rating with a topless woman shimmying with the plane.

In favour, the writers, producers, directors, even actors had read the comic.  Lea Thompson, who played Beverly, was given copies of the comic after she was hired.  The original idea of an animated film would have avoided some of the problems they had.  With John Barry, of 007 fame, composing the soundtrack and Thomas Dolby writing songs for Cherry Bomb, the music fit.  The original Howard the Duck was respected, even with the problems of doing Howard live.  With Howard making a cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy, it could be time for his triumphant return.

Next week, The Wolverine.

* The 1944 Captain America Republic film serial was under the Timely banner.
** To establish a character within the Marvel Universe and to pull in readers, editorial frequently used Spider-Man as a guest star.  In later years, the Punisher and the Wolverine would also guest in titles for the same reason.

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The atomic bomb has been used just twice in war, both times on Japan.  The destruction the bomb wrought led to nuclear escalation between the US and the USSR, and a permanent change in the Japanese psyche.  Post-war atomic testing on uninhabited islands still had fallout.  Even now, nuclear energy isn’t trusted fully.  In science fiction, atomic radiation leads to mutations.  Marvel Comics’ X-Men are specifically called the Children of the Atom.  Spider-Man gained his powers from a irradiated arachnid.  Going back further, though, leads to the grandfather of atomic changes.

Gojira first hit Japanese movie theatres in 1954 and featured a monster that had been reawakened by nuclear weapons testing.  The monster symbolized the destructive potential of nuclear weapons, something Japan had experienced first hand.  Although not the first kaiju*, Gojira became the example of what giant monsters, daikaiju are.  The movie starts with ships being attacked at sea near Odo Island by an unknown vessel, one that disappears as quick as it appears.  The investigators discover that the islanders used to sacrifice girls to a monster called Gojira to appease it.  During a storm that wracks the island, more destruction occurs, far worse than accountable by the storm.  This time, there is a witness who can identify the cause – Gojira!

An archaeologist discovers large radioactive footprints and a trilobite that is normally found in the depths of the sea.  An alarm sounds, and the archaeologist, along with the villagers, run to the hills, only to meet Gojira himself, towering over the island.  A short, desperate skirmish breaks out long enough for the villagers to get to safety.  Gojira returns to the ocean.

In Tokyo, the findings are given over to a commission.  Nuclear explosions are responsible for reawakening and freeing the daikaiju.  A discussion about whether to reveal the monster’s existance or not later, the public is informed.  The Japanese Self-Defense Force sends ships to drop depth charges.  Instead of killing Gojira as planned, the charges merely attract his attention to the ships and Japan.  Gojira attacks Tokyo, emerging from Tokyo Bay, leaving a trail of destruction not seen since the Allied bombing of the city.  Emergency measures are put in place, including a fence of electrical towers that will give off a 50 000 volt shock when walked through and the evacuation of Tokyo.  Gojira returns.  The electric fence does little to slow the monster down; Gojira destroys the wires with his atomic breath.  Tanks fire but can’t penetrate Gojira’s hide.  Once again, Tokyo suffers under the rage of the daikaiju until he leaves in the morning.

However, Tokyo may have a chance at surviving.  Daisuke Serizawa has developed the Oxygen Destroyer, a side effect of his research into cleaner energy.  The Oxygen Destroyer does exactly what it says on the tin – it destroys oxygen atoms.  Anything needing to breathe oxygen is left asphyxiating.  Serizawa is well aware of the potential misuse of his invention, though, and is hesitant to use it.  Once he sees the extent of Gojira’s destruction, he changes his mind.  To be safe, he burns his notes on the Oxygen Destroyer so that they can’t be used to create more.  Serizawa is taken by ship to the last known location of Gojira.  Finding the monster, Serizawa activates the Oxygen Destroyer, then cuts his own oxygen cable.  Both he and Gojira perish.

The implications of Gojira, that the monster is more an unstoppable act of nature caused by nuclear radiation, is woven through the movie.  The military is helpless as Gojira rampages through Tokyo.  The destruction is immense.  Nuclear weapons testing led to Gojira’s reawakening, which in turn led to Tokyo’s destruction.

In 1956, the movie was retitled Godzilla: King of Monsters and brought over to North America.  New scenes with Canadian actor Raymond Burr were added to reduce the amount of dubbing needed.  Burr played an American reporter who was on the scene when Godzilla first attacked Tokyo, telling the story as a flashback.  This Godzilla was then released in Japan in 1957 and was popular like the original.

Despite being an actor in a rubber suit, Godzilla moved like the giant monster he was supposed to be.  Part of this came from the sheer mass of the original suit.  The added verisimulitude helped win popularity, which led to Toho producing /Godzilla/ movies through to 2004.  Along the way, other daikaiju either fought or teamed up with Godzilla, inluding King Kong, King Ghidorah, Mothra, and Mechagodzilla.  Godzilla also served as inspiration for other giant monsters, including Gorgo and Gamera.  As mentioned, Godzilla wasn’t the first giant monster, but he was the most influential.  Few other daikaiju had songs written about them.  Over the years, Godzilla became less a danger and more the protector of Earth, defending the planet against would-be destroyers and conquerors, including humans.

In 1992, Tri-Star picked up the rights to Godzilla with an eye on making a trilogy.  The first, Godzilla, was released in 1998.  It starts much the same as the original, a fish canning ship is attacked by an unknown creature and is found washed ashore, this time in the Atlantic.  The US sends the military to investigate, pulling in experts in biology and paleontology, including Nick Tatopoulos.  Nick, played by Matthew Broderick, was pulled from his investigation of the effects of radiation on worms in Chernobyl, Ukraine.  Meanwhile, Philippe Roaché, a French insurance investigator, is also looking into the attack on the canning ship, ostensibly for purposes of insurance payout.  He tracks down a survivor of the attack, who is only able to say one word, “Gojira.”

Early appearances of Godzilla are brief; the most seen of the monster are the spikes along his back.  It’s only when Godzilla arrives in New York City that the audience sees him fully.  Instead of being an actor in a rubber suit, the new Godzilla is rendered with CGI.  Jurassic Park, originally released in 1993, helped make great strides in rendering dinosaurs with CG, and the new Godzilla benefited.  However, the new Godzilla was based on iguanas and lizards, creating a new look for the giant monster.  Still, New York suffered the same fate Tokyo did in the original Gojira, with massive damage to streets and buildings.  And, just like the original, the military was helpless to stop the monster.

As New York is evacuated to New Jersey, Mayor Ebert tries to stay on top of matters, more to help get re-elected than anything else.  During the chaos, the military loses sight of Godzilla.  As blame gets thrown about, the civilian specialists work out what happened just as an Army recon squad reports that one building they checked had no more floor.  Godzilla went underground.  Nick comes up with an idea to get the monster back above ground to give the Army another go at him – fish.  A large pile of fish is dumped near Times Square and manhole covers removed to let Godzilla smell the bait.  The plan works; Godzilla breaks through the street from underneath and goes after the fish, giving time for the squadron of Apache helicopters to move in and attack.  The helicopters’ missiles are useless, missing Godzilla and destroying the Chrysler Building instead.  The reason – the missiles carried are heat seekers and have nothing to lock on.  Being cold-blooded, Godzilla is the same temperature as his surroundings.  Switching to miniguns, the Apaches pursue Godzilla through the ruins of mid-town Manhattan.  The tall buildings become a maze, and the pilots lose the monster.  The monster, however, did not lose the helicopters, and prey becomes predator again.  Hemmed in by the towers, the helicopter pilots aren’t able to pull away* from Godzilla and are made a snack.  Godzilla disappears again.

Nick makes a few calculations and realizes that the amount of fish from the canning ship, from three fishing ships that disappeared, and from the pile he had the Army make was far more food than needed.  He grabs a sample of Godzilla’s blood, then finds an open pharmacy where he buys every pregnancy test available.  While in the pharmacy, he runs into an old girlfriend, one who had rejected his marriage proposal.  He takes her back to his tent, doubling as a lab, catching up on old times along the way.  Nick finds out that his ex works at a TV station, then finds out that Godzilla may very well be pregnant, either about to lay eggs or has just laid them.  The biologist runs off to warn the Army of his discovery and to perform proper tests to confirm his results.

With Nick gone, his ex, Audrey, played by Maria Pitillo, takes a tape showing the path Godzilla has taken, including footage of the survivor saying, “Gojira,” to her station.  The tape is immediately placed on the air, right as Nick is trying to explain the pregnancy.  Nick is kicked off the investigation.  As he leaves, he meets Philippe.  Nick explains the problem and gets Philippe, played by Jean Reno, on his side.  Turns out, Philippe isn’t an insurance investigator; he works for the Direction génèral de la sécurité extérieure, or the French Secret Service.  Philippe has been tracking the destruction from French Guyana to New York with an eye on stopping the monster.  Nick, Philippe, and Philippe’s small team head into New York to look for the eggs.

Back in New Jersey, the collective armed forces of the US come up with a new plan to kill Godzilla.  Once again luring him out, the Air Force directs Godzilla towards the ocean, where two submarines wait.  Torpedoes are fired, but Godzilla is not only able to out-swim them, he lures them into one of the subs, destroying it.  A second brace of torpedoes is fired and this time, Godzilla is hit.  Mayor Ebert hears the news and starts insisting on having the evacuees returned to their homes in Manhattan.  Colonel Hicks, played by Kevin Dunn, wants to confirm the death of Godzilla.

Back on the island, Nick and the French spies discover Godzilla’s nest.  All of seats in the stands of Madison Square Garden have an egg, each one on the verge of hatching.  As the Godzilla-lings emerge, hungry, they go after the fish and anything that smells like fish, including Nick and the French.  The group makes the only rational decision possible – to run, blocking the doors to the arena.  However, they’re still stuck inside the building.  Fortunately, Audrey and her cameraman, Animal, were following him and know where the broadcast room is.  Philippe, the sole French survivor of his team, assists in unlocking the door to the broadcast room.  Audrey forces a break into the TV station’s live feed, letting the Army know where the offspring are.  Nick joins her and explains the problem; Godzilla’s offspring are asexual, born pregnant, and are hungry; basically, they’re less fluffy tribbles.

Colonel Hicks calls for an air strike, giving the survivors inside Madison Square Garden six minutes to escape.  It’s close, but they do get out.  The baby Godzillas are derstroyed, but Godzilla returns.  During the chase, where the heroes have borrowed a taxi to try to outrun a monster that can hit 80mph, Nick gets a message through to Colonel Hicks about Godzilla.  A last ditch plan is made; draw out the monster to a bridge so that the Air Force can use missiles without buildings being locked on instead.  The first missile strike staggers the monster; the second kills it.

The first half of the movie does a good job recreating the events of the original Gojira.  The problem begins when the tone of the movie switches from “giant monster” to “action”.  The original Godzilla took extreme efforts to stop; the subsequent films either have Godzilla as an act of nature, impossible to stop, or a protector, one who inflicts a lot of collateral damage.  The design of the new Godzilla is closer to Repitilicus and The Beast of 20,000 Fathoms, with a touch of The Giant Gila Monster.  Toho, the company that created the Godzilla franchise, has renamed the monster in the movie “Zilla”, but hasn’t completely disavowed the film.

The scene involving Zilla chasing the Apache helicopters had an odd special effects failure.  Nothing wrong with Zilla’s CG.  New York just looked like it was a model, as did the helicopters.  Given the nature of the movie, was it an error or was it deliberate, a callback to the use of a model Tokyo and model military vehicles in Gojira?  Given that the rest of the movie didn’t show any problems, the choice seems deliberate.

Godzilla has issues as an adaptation, as pointed out above.  The issues, though, do really start after Zilla reaches Manhattan.  Until then, it does feel like a proper adaptation of Gojira.

* Apparently, the pilots forgot that they could go in three dimensions, specifically up.  The Apache has a service ceiling of about 21 000 feet, much higher than even the tallest building in New York City.

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Didn’t expect to have a news round up so soon after the last one, but several major announcements came out over the past two weeks too good to sit on.  Let’s get to them.

Showtime announces Twin Peaks to return in 2016.
David Lynch is involved through Lynch/Frost Productions.  No word on whether the new series is a reboot or a continuation, but will be a limited series, with nine episodes.  The big problem with the original series was that the network wanted more even after the mystery was solved.  The nine episode limited series will let Lynch tell the story he wants.

Ghostbusters reboot confirmed.
This isn’t the sequel Dan Aykroyd has been pushing for.  Paul Reig, director of Bridesmaids and The Heat, will be working on a gender-flipped reboot.  Joining Reig is writer Katie Dippold, who has worked on Parks and Recreation and The Heat.  Will it work?  Depends on audience reception, really.  The original Ghostbusters was second only to Beverly Hills Cop in terms of popularity in 1984 and both movies took advantage of music videos to get noticed.

LeCarré’s The Night Manager being turned into a limited BBC series.
John LeCarré’s spy thriller will star Hugh Laurie and Tom Hiddleston in the BBC adaptation.  No word on who the actors will play yet.

Lost Sherlock Holmes film turned out to be misclassified.
A 1916 silent film adaptation of Holmes thought lost turned out to be mis-filed by Cinematique Français decades ago.  This isn’t the 1914 A Study in Scarlet that the BFI was looking for, as reported last month, but an American film made in Chicago by William Gillette.  The BFI is excited over the find.  A Study in Scarlet is still being sought.

Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars trilogy being adapted.
The three books in the trilogy, Red Mars, Green Mars, and Blue Mars, will be adapted for SpikeTV by Vince Geradis, a co-executive producer of A Game of Thrones.  Robinson will be on board as consultant.

World Wide Dredd.
A seven-part Judge Dredd web series has been announced by Adi Shankar, producer of 2012’s Dredd.  Shankar has been working on a project featuring the Dark Judges.  The news follows the Day of Dredd campaign to get a sequel to the 2012 movies done.

The LEGO Movie spin-off announced.
LEGO Batman will be getting his own movie.  Will Arnett will return to voice LEGO Batman while Chris McKay, animation supervisor for The LEGO Movie will be the director.  Release date is expected to be 2017.  I am now wondering how well LEGO Batman will fare compared to Superman vs Batman, and would not be surprised if the LEGO version did better.

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This past week has been rough on me, not giving me the time to properly review what I wanted.  I’ll throw open the floor to questions, though, and I’ll start with one of mine: What do you want to see reviewed?

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Let’s round up those tidbits and see what’s going on.

NBC drops a house on Emerald City.
NBC’s entry to the 2015-16’s Wizard of Oz lineup has had its plug pulled and water poured on the corpse.  Emerald City was going to be The Wizard of Oz as seen through a the lens of A Game of Thrones.  Disagreements between NBC and showrunner Josh Friedman launched the suborbital house drop.  Friedman will shop Emerald City around.

Chloë Moretz says Kick-Ass 3 dead due to piracy.  Screen Rant says, not so fast.
Kick-Ass 2 broke even in the US with overseas markets adding to its total take.  Moretz, who played Hit-Girl, believes that piracy was a factor in the low take.  Screen Rant counters with a 29% rating at Rotten Tomatoes, a factor that the R-rated movie wasn’t that good to start.

Blade Runner 2 has a script.
Sir Ridley Scott has confirmed that the Blade Runner 2 script is done and will have Harrison Ford back.  Filming has not been scheduled; Prometheus 2, with its March 2016 release date, may cause a delay in the filming of Blade Runner 2.

Museum of London and the BFI need help finding Sherlock Holmes.
The 1914 film A Study in Scarlet, the earliest known Sherlock Holmes adaptation, is the second oldest on the BFI‘s Most Wanted list.  If found, contact sherlockholmes  at bfi.org.uk or use the #FindSherlock tag on Twitter.

The Greatest American Hero getting reboot movie.
The creators of The LEGO Movie are adapting the Stephen J. Cannell series as a TV series on Fox.  The original series featured an inner-city school teacher who finds a super suit but loses the instruction manual.

Patrick Warburton to return as The Tick.
Amazon will be making new episodes of the series.  Fox had aired nine episodes of the live-action adaptation of the Ben Edlund comic in 2001, with an animated series running on the same network earlier from 1994 to 1997.  The Tick – comic, animated, and live-action – was a parody of superheroes.

Stan Lee confirms Black Panther movie.
During a panel at Fan Expo Canada, held in Toronto, Stan Lee let slip that the Black Panther will have a movie.  Marvel’s plans are to have a movie with all their heroes.

Casting has begun for Ghost in the Shell live action adaptation.
Margot Robbie, seen in The Wolf of Wall Street has been cast in the American live action adaptation of Ghost in the Shell.

Neil Gaiman’s “Hansel & Gretel” graphic novel to become movie.
Juliet Blake, producer of The Hundred-Foot Journey, has picked up the rights to Gaiman’s as yet unreleased graphic novel retelling “Hansel & Gretel”.  The graphic novel should be out in October.

AMC orders companion series to The Walking Dead.
The so far untitled new series will take a look at what’s happening elsewhere during the zombie apocalypse.  AMC has released few details beyond that.  The Walking Dead also returns for a fifth season this fall.

Warner Bros. has Legion of Superheroes movie in pre-pre-production.
So far, just rumours that a Legion of Superheroes movie is coming, but Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy may have put some fear into Warner.  Legion began in 1958 centred on Super-Boy but evolved to stand on its own.  The team has appeared in live-action before, being featured in the Smallville episode “Legion”.

Fox to air series based on Neil Gaiman’s take on Lucifer.
Countering NBC’s Constantine, Lucifer will follow the titular devil, based on Gaiman’s work in Sandman and Milton’s Paradise Lost.  The fallout from the show should be impressive, especially over at FOX News.

CBS picks up Supergirl series.
The Warner produced Supergirl TV series has been picked up by CBS, allowing the The Eye to join the other broadcast networks in superhero shows.  Fox has Gotham, the Batman prequel.  NBC has Constantine.  CW has the ongoing Arrow and the new kid Flash.  ABC is reaping fortune by having the same owner as Marvel – Disney – and both Agents of SHIELD and new series Agent Carter.

Deadpool movie confirmed.
The Merc with the Mouth will finally get the movie people have been wanting.  Fox announced that the movie will be released February of 2016.  Ryan Reynolds will return to play the character.  Filming has not yet started, and the announcement of the Deadpool movie has bumped the Assassin’s Creed movie off Fox’s release schedule completely.

Real Genius being turned into a TV series.
The 80s movie, Real Genius, which starred Val Kilmer, is getting remade as a sitcom.  Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison Productions is one of the studios on board with the reboot.

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The heist is a popular plot, from the lone hobbit sneaking into a dragon’s lair to a well-planned robbery with military precision.  The core requirements for a heist are the thieves, the target, and the victim.  To play up the thieves, either the victim is engaged in a a shady business or the target is a supposedly impossible to break into location.  With the original Ocean’s 11, it was a mix of the two.

Released in 1960, Ocean’s 11 featured Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack, who essentially decided to make a movie together for the fun of working together.  The work they chose was Ocean’s 11, based on the story by George Clayton Johnson, who also wrote Logan’s Run.  The story was published the same year as the movie’s release, and appears that film and book were meant to compliment each other.  This creates an interesting situation.

I haven’t read the book.

Normally, I would, but it was while watching Ocean’s 11 that I discovered it, too, was an adaptation.  That said, for the purposes of the review, I’ll just focus on the movie.  If I can find the book, I’ll take another look at Ocean’s 11 with an eye on the movie being the adaptation.

Back to the movie, Ocean’s 11 starred Frank Sinatra, as mention, as Danny Ocean, a former sergeant in the 82nd Airborne.  He is offered a job by Mr. Acebos to perform the heist of a lifetime, the robbing of five Las Vegas casinos on New Year’s Eve.  Ocean pulls together his former squadmates in a manner similar to Seven Samurai, giving the audience time to meet each characters, including his former lieutenant, played by Peter Lawford, squadmate turned entertainer, played by Dean Martin, squad’s driver Josh Howard, played by Sammy Davis, Jr, and electrician Tony Bergdorf, played by Richard Conte.  Bergdorf initially refuses the job; he’s just fresh out of San Quentin and wants to spend time with his son.  However, a visit to the doctor reveals that he has cancer, so Bergdorf agrees so he can get money to help his son’s future.  Bergdorf does warn that his luck is sour and could cause problems for the rest of the team.

At the time of filming, January 11, 1960, Las Vegas wasn’t the neon-lit monument to gambling that it is today.  The Strip, where the five casinos Ocean was going to hit, was only on one side of the road; the other side was desert.  Hotel rooms were separate from the casinos, and the entertainment areas were more intimate.  The five casinos, the Sahara, the Riviera, the Desert Inn, the Sands, and the Flamingo were the main casinos in town.  None had the surveillance then that they have today; electronic cameras watching everywhere, electric access control, and fail safes that locked down the cash are innovations that came after Ocean’s 11.

Ocean introduces the plan to hit the five casinos.  Howard gets a city sanitation garbage truck and is the one who will pick up the loot.  The remainder of the 11 split into teams of two; each team infiltrates, in one form or another, one of the five casinos.  Harmon performs at one while others, like Borgdorf and Peter Rheimer, played by Norman Fell, dress the part of employees.  The insiders spray paint that can only be seen under black light with special glasses, marking the areas that they’ll need to go to get the cash.  Explosives are set at an electrical tower and in each of the casinos’ backup generators, ensuring the lights will be out long enough.  At the stroke of midnight, as “Auld Lang Syne” plays, the lights do go out and the casinos robbed.  The loot is placed into bags that are then dropped in the garbage where Howard picks them up.

Borgdorf’s luck sours as he tries to get to the rendez-vous with Ocean and Harmon.  His health takes a turn for the worse and he drops dead in the confusion.  Police have been called by the casinos, stretching out the officers to the point where roadblocks are set up to search cars that are leaving.  Howard gets stuck in one, but is told to keep going.  The stolen cash rides off in the garbage truck under the noses of the police.

The next day, Mr. Acebos reads the paper and has a good laught; millions have been stolen from the casinos and cannot be found.  In Vegas, Ocean’s crew tries to figure out their next move.  When Borgdorf’s wife is seen, they get the idea to have the money leave with him in his coffin.  A late night break-in at the mortuary later, the loot is placed in with Borgdorf, with $10 000 ($79 268.36 today) kept aside for his son.  Borgdorf’s wife, though, decides that she doesn’t want to transport the body for burial and has the funeral in Vegas, followed by a cremation.  The commentary for the film, provided by Frank Sinatra, Jr, indicated that the ending had been changed from the original in the story.  While the money did get burned in the original story, the ending featured a plane crash instead.  Jack Warner, CEO of Warner Bros, didn’t like the end implying that Ocean and his crew died and ordered a new one written.

In the time between the release of Ocean’s 11 in 1960 and Ocean’s Eleven in 2001, both security and Las Vegas itself had changed greatly.  Vegas, while still in the middle of the desert, grew.  Casinos and hotels merged into one building, the space for shows increased, the sheer amount of square footage dedicated to gambling expanded, and the nighttime was lit as bright as day from the lights along the Strip and other gambling locations.  Security embraced the silicon chip, allowing for computer controlled access, cameras in every possible location, background checks on employees becoming the norm, and laser grids.  The heist pulled off in 11 would not be possible in Eleven.

The remake, Ocean’s Eleven brought together several of Hollywood’s biggest stars together.  This time around, George Clooney played Danny Ocean.  Instead of being a veteran of World War II, Clooney’s Ocean is a con man getting out of prison after a job ended badly for him.  First thing he does is build a small bankroll through gambling, then he recruits Rusty Ryan, played by Brad Pitt.  Just as 11 and Seven Samurai, Eleven shows the recruiting of the team.  Instead of fellow veterans, the new Danny rounds up nine more criminals, from grifters to contortionists to even a demolitions expert to rob the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand, three of the most profitable casinos in Vegas at the time.  The three are also run by Terry Benedict, played by Andy Garcia, a vindictive man who doesn’t settle for just re-arranging kneecaps when he can destroy a life instead.

The group studies the floorplan of the casinos and the central vault, planning on completing the heist during a championship boxing match.  The expected take is over $150 million.  Eleven shows the work the team does to set up the theft, from determining the timetables of guards and cash pick up to Benedict’s personal routine.  The latter is assigned to Linus, played by Matt Damon, who finds out Benedict has a girlfriend whose name Lunus can’t discover.  Rusty, however, does know her name – Tess Ocean, Danny’s ex-wife.

In the original 11, the heist was a challenge, rob five casinos at once during their busiest time.  In Eleven, the stakes are more personal, at least for Ocean.  Rusty tries to have Danny sit the heist out, but Ocean has other ideas.  The plan continues, despite small problems that get in the way, including Benedict having security follow Danny.  Ocean’s team take advantage of the confusion, helped by Basher, played by Don Cheedle, and his EMP bomb taking out the power during the boxing match.

Ocean’s Eleven is a great example of how the progress of time affects a remake.  In 1960, most Americans would either be a veteran or know of one, from either World War II or the Korean War.  In 2001, without compulsory enlistment, there weren’t as many veterans of the Gulf War and the Vietnam War was almost thirty years in the past.  A squad of veterans breaking into an installation better guarded than Fort Knox would take a direct approach.  A team of grifters and con men, on the other hand, uses a more delicate touch.  With the leaps in security technology, the heist had to become more sophisticated; the weak spot is always the human element.

The march of history may change the details from 11 to Eleven, but the core element remains; the heist by a team dedicated to pulling off the impossible.  The gathering of the team, the showing of the preparation, and the actual theft were in both films.  The biggest change comes from what happened to the money.  In /11/, Ocean’s squad ran the heist as a challenge, with Duke Santos coming in late as the opposition.  As a result, cinematic karma required that the money be lost; Ocean’s squad had dirty hands.  Only Bergdorf’s son, the innocent, got to keep any of the stolen cash.  Meanwhile, in /Eleven/, while several of Ocean’s recruits were along because of the challenge, Danny’s goal was to cause financial harm to Terry Benedict, the greater evil.  Thus, the money got split amongst the Eleven and Tess found out exactly what type of person Benedict was.

Next week, the September news round up.

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There are movies that become the go-to source for adaptations.  Akira Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai is one such film.  In Seven Samurai, a village gets overrun by an army of bandits, intent on abusing the farmers and taking their crops for their own purposes.  The farmers send three men to find ronin, masterless samurai to help defend the village.  The men find seven: the experienced Kambei, his young disciple Katsushiro, his friend Shichiroji, the strategic Gorobei, good-willed Heihachi, the taciturn master swordsman Kyuzo, and the poser Kikuchiyo.  Kikuchiyo follows, despite attempts to drive him away.  As the samurai train the farmers and prepare fortifications, Katsushiro meets Shino, the daughter of one of the men sent to find the ronin, and begins a relationship with her.

Shortly before the bandits are due to return, two of their scouts are found and killed and a third captured.  After questioning, the location of the bandits’ camp is revealed.  A pre-emptive strike on the camp sees it burned down, but at the cost of Heihachi’s life.  The bandits attack the village and run into the new fortifications and farmers trained to fight back.  After a battle inside the village, the bandit chief is defeated, though several of the samurai died in the fighting, and the famers are able to plant a new crop.

Seven Samurai was one of the first movies to show the recruiting and gathering of the heroes into a team, a trope that’s commonplace today, appearing in The Guns of Navarone, Marvel’s The Avengers, and the pilot of My Little Pony: Friendship Is MagicSeven Samurai became Japan’s highest grossing movie after its release.  Naturally, it was ripe for being brought across the Pacific Ocean to be remade in Hollywood.  John Sturges took the story and placed it in the Old West with the 1960 film, The Magnificent Seven.  The samurai became gunslingers who get hired by a farming village in Mexico to protect it from marauding bandits.

The plot of The Magnificent Seven parallels Seven Samurai.  The gunslingers, veteran Chris, hotheaded Chico, Chris’s friend Harry, drifter Vin, hard luck Bernardo, cowboy Britt, and outlaw Lee, train the farmers in using guns and defending themselves.  Chico falls for Petra, one of the villagers, while Bernardo gets to know three children.  The bandits attack and take heavy losses, forcing them to retreat.  However, Chico learns that the bandits will return; they have no food and need the village’s supply.  The gunslingers move out to surprise the bandits, but are surprised themselves to find the bandit camp empty.  Calvera, the bandit leader, returned to the village and, with the gunslingers gone, the villagers put him in charge out of fear.  The gunslingers are chased off.  After a debate, the group, with the exception of Harry, decide to return to the village to fight Calvera and his bandits.  When the gunfight erupts, the villagers join the gunslingers.  Harry returns in time to prevent Chris from being shot, but is shot fatally himself.  Calvera is shot, the bandits are defeated, and the surviving gunmen go on with their lives.

The Magnificent Seven performed well in Europe but not well in the US.  The European success allowed for three sequels and several similar films, including the Italian sword-and-sandals film The Seven Magnificent Gladiators (I sette magnific gladiatori) in 1983 and the 1980 space opera, Battle Beyond the Stars.

By 1980, science fiction on the silver screen had transformed.  Gone were the B-movies with cheap effects like ThemStar Wars and Close Encounters of the Third Kind, both released in 1977, raised audience expectations of special effects, as did 1968’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1978’s Battlestar Galactica, 1979’s Star Trek: The Motion Picture and 1980’s Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.  A green-screened ant made to look the size of an office tower would not do.  At the time, CGI wasn’t even a pipe dream; TRON wouldn’t be out until 1982 and The Last Starfighter wasn’t released until 1984.  All the effects had to be practical, which could get expensive.  Roger Corman, producer of Battle Beyond the Stars, never started a movie that he knew wouldn’t make money.

The king of exploitive B-movies, Corman has a reputation of being cheap.  While George Lucas was able to make Star Wars with a budget of $11 million, Corman’s was just $2 million, or twice that of Sharknado.  With that princely sum, the crew of Battle Beyond the Stars had to make all the sets, costumes, starship interiors, and starship exteriors, and make sure all that met expectations.  The art director, Jim Cameron, had a task in front of him.  That very same Jim Cameron would go on to create movies such as The Terminator, Titanic, and Avatar.

The plot of Battle Beyond the Stars should be familiar by now.  Akira, a pacifist planet, is visited by Sador, played by John Saxon.  A warlord with an army of mutants called the Malmori, Sador threatens the world into submission with the threat of his flagship’s main gun, the Stellar Converter.  The Stellar Converter does exactly what it says on the tin; it converts planets into stars.  Sador gives Akira a few days to decide its fate, then leaves, leaving behind a two-man starfighter to watch the world.  Realizing that there’s little the inhabitants of Akira can do, the council sends young Shad off to recruit mercenaries and purchase guns to teach the Akirans how to fight.  Shad heads off in a former corsair ship, the property of the last warrior of Akira, and the ship’s computer, Nell.  Shad’s education is too much to overcome when the Malmori ship fires on him; he cannot shoot back.  However, the ship also has speed and can outrun the Malmori fighter.

Young Shad’s first stop is at Dr. Hephaestus’ station, where he hopes he can purchase weapons.  The station appears deserted when he arrives, though.  Shad lands his ship and enters.  He is brought to Nanelia, Hepaestus’ daughter and only other living being on the station.  She takes Shad to Hepaestus, whe the good doctor explains that Shad will be remaining to become Nanelia’s companion and lover.  Shad turns down the offer and breaks out of the station.  Nanelia, taken with the young man, assists in the breakout and follows a short while later.  The two split up, Shad to look for mercenaries and Nanelia to wait in the Lambda Zone for him.

While trying to figure out where to go next, Shad is alerted to a long-haul starship being attacked by jackers who are trying to hijack the cargo.  The pilot of the ship, Space Cowboy, sends off a distress call.  Shad moves in, finding a loophole in his code of conduct, but still cannot bring himself to shoot someone in the back.  Despite being on manual, Nell destroys one of the jackers, getting the attention of the other three.  With the jackers now facing him, Shad shoots them all down, getting the thanks of Cowboy as he escorts the transport to the next port of call.  Sador, however, got there first and uses the Stellar Converter on the world, destroying it.  The cargo of weapons, fully paid for, needs to go somewhere, and Akira is much closer than Earth.  After a bit of persuasion, Cowboy agrees to help teach the Akirans how to use the guns.

Shad heads back out, still looking for mercenaries.  He runs into a white, glowing UFO, and is brought on board.  The crew of the ship is Nestor, a being and race that has multiple facets but one mind.  Nestor is bored and, on hearing of the plight of Akira, agrees to help for no payment at all.  The experience would be payment enough.  Shad then find Gelt, an assassin who is so well known in the galaxy that there is no place for him left to live.  Gelt has immense wealth, more than anything Akira could offer, but Gelt only has two desires; a meal and a home.  After leaving Gelt, Shad is challenged by a small ship, one faster and more maneuverable than his own.  After a brief mock battle, the pilot, St-Exmin, a space valkyrie, tags along, hoping to find a battle worthy of her.  Meanwhile, in the Lambda Zone, Nanelia is taken prisoner by Cayman, a reptilian being who is intent on selling her to the highest bidder.  Nanelia explains why she was there and, hoping that Cayman would be more interested in being paid as a mercenary, mentions Sador.  Cayman agrees to join her, the only payment being Sador’s head.

Seven ships return to Akira, where plans are drawn and fortifications created to defeat Sador and his mutants.  There would be only one chance to destroy Sador and his Stellar Converter; the ship has to drop its force field long enough to let the weapon fire.  In that moment, one of the mercenaries could open fire in that precise shot to destroy the weapon and possibly Sador’s flagship.  Sador returns, launching starfighters to deal with the ragtag fleet, but the recruited mercenaries are too much for the mutants to handle.  On the surface of Akira, Cowboy leads the defense, holding off Sador’s ground troops.

After the first wave of fighting, Gelt has been mortally wounded, forced down after a collision with a Malmori fighter.  Shad orders his people to bury Gelt with a meal, fulfilling his end of the deal.  One of the Nestors allows himself to be captured.  Sador’s top interrogator, known for keeping a victim alive through the incredible agony, starts torturing the Nestor.  Having no pain resistance, Nestor quickly succumbs to the torture and dies, becoming Dako’s first premature death.  Sador orders Nestor’s arm grafted on to him, replacing his damaged one.  The remaining Nestors manipulate the arm, trying to slit Sador’s throat.  Dako manages to take away the knife and remove the arm.

In retaliation, Sador resumes the attack, this time to get in position to use the Stellar Converter.  The mercenaries meet him head on, but the force field on the flagship is too much.  Ship after ship is destroyed, but St-Exmin manages to fly her tiny ship into the Stellar Converter’s bay, damaging it before going out in a blaze of glory herself.  With the Stellar Converter out of action, Sador wants to personally deal with the last of the mercenary ships and its pilot.  The last ship, Nell, has Shad and Nanelia on it.  A nuclear blast wipes Nell’s memory, resetting it to when the last Akiran warrior was young.  When Nell gets caught in a magnetic net to be drawn within Sador’s flagship, Shad uses the net to help accelerate, landing within the vessel while setting Nell to self destruct.  Nell, still not all there, has Shad and Nanelia get into a lifepod for launch.  The countdown is awkward, but Nell hits zero.  The explosion starts a chain reaction through Sador’s ship, destroying it.  Akira is saved.

As mentioned, Battle Beyond the Stars was a low budget movie.  Despite that, the effects, while showing their age, don’t look as old as they should be.  While Corman kept costs down by using interns and film school students, those very same people were able to come up with solutions and sets on the fly, staying up late and overnight as needed.  Corman had bought a lumber yard to use as a stage, but kept the old sign up.  There were people who came in to purchase lumber who were hired to build sets.  Meanwhile, the big-name stars, George Peppard and Robert Vaughn, were placed in memorable scenes but weren’t used throughout the movie, allowing Corman to only pay for the days they were on set.  Richard Thomas, being in the midst of wrapping up his role of John-Boy on The Waltons, was looking for a different type of movie from what he had done in the past.  He still had money coming in from The Waltons, so could take a cut in pay, allowing him to be in most scenes.  Editing pulled together the various shots, especially during the climactic battle, creating a movie that leaves viewers on the edge of their seat, helped by a soundtrack by James Horner.  Elements of the music would appear later in 1982’s Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan*.

Battle Beyond the Stars is not a simple remake of The Magnificent Seven or Seven Samurai.  Just as The Magnificent Seven brings the samurai drama into the Old West, Battle Beyond the Stars brings both the Western and the samurai drama into space.  Yet, the core, the threatened people needing outside help to fend off a villain, remains in each instance.  The gathering of the warriors, whether ronin, gunslinger, or mercenary pilot, remains intact.  While there are some minor changes, the warriors are recognizable no matter the version.  Battle Beyond the Stars‘ Shad, The Magnificent Seven‘s Chico, and Seven Samurai‘s Katsushiro are the same character, just transposed to a new setting.  Helping with this is Robert Vaughn’s characters in both The Magnificent Seven and Battle Beyond the Stars; Lee and Gelt are both wanted and too recognizable to appear in public.  St-Exmin and Kikuchyo fill the same role.  For a B-movie exploiting the popularity of Star Wars, Battle Beyond the Stars took efforts to be recognizable as Seven Samurai as a space opera and succeeded.

Next week, Ocean’s Eleven.

* While The Wrath of Khan‘s soundtrack is distinct from Battle Beyond the Stars, Horner’s style can be heard in both, particularly in the use of the call of the hunting horns.

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Marvel, being one of the Big Two with DC Comics, has a large number of heroes in its stable.  Many got their start during the 1960s, when the threat of nuclear war was a palpable threat but the power of the atom was being harnessed for beneficial means.  Characters from this time featured a brush with radiations, from Peter Parker being bitten by a radioactive spider and gaining power to Professor Xavier taking in the children of the atom to become his X-Men.  The focus of the review, Daredevil, was splashed as a young boy by radioactive waste leaking from a barrel*.  The waste destroyed his sight but amplified his other senses, allowing him to see using a form of radar.  The sight isn’t perfect; small details can’t be made out nor can he determine colour, but the power allows him to target opponents.

Matt Murdoch was the only child of “Battling Jack” Murdoch, a former pro fighter who got mixed up with organized crime to make ends meet.  Matt’s mother was missing, presumed dead.  After the accident, as Jack tried to go straight, Matt tested out the extent of his new found abilities.  Unfortunately for Jack, there is no retirement plan from the mob.  Matt soon became an orphan, but he was determined to be there for people who needed help.  Murdoch worked his way through law school, and teamed up with Franklin “Foggy” Nelson to work in the old neighbourhood, Hell’s Kitchen.  Where Matt Murdoch, lawyer, couldn’t get justice, Daredevil could.  Along the way, Daredevil made a few enemies, including the Kingpin, who controlled crime in New York City, and Bullseye, the Kingpin’s assassin.  Ben Ulrich, reporter for the Daily Bugle, was more thorn than enemy, but her did deduce that Matt Murdoch was Daredevil.

/Daredevil/ was created by Stan Lee and Bill Everett, with Jack Kirby providing the character’s original yellow and red costume, later replaced by an all red costume.  While Lee was the first writer on the title, others followed, including John Romita, Sr, Roy Thomas, Marv Wolfman, and Frank Miller.  Miller’s run in the 1980s was key to increasing the title and the character’s popularity, introducing a film noir style to the comic.  Once given the reigns as writer, Miller changed Daredevil’s backstory, altered the personalities of the supporting cast and rogues gallery, and revitalized the title.  The introduction of Elektra and her relationship and romance with Daredevil occurred under Miller’s watch.

For the 2003 film, Daredevil, script writer Mark Steven Johnson dug heavily into Frank Miller’s run on the comic.  This is where I need to make an aside, to set up the remainder of the review.  The version used for this review was the director’s cut, not the theatrical release.  A featurette on the DVD goes into detail about the differences between the two.  The theatrical release was mandated by the studio to be a PG-13 rated action film running under 100 minutes (actual runtime was 103 minutes) and included a romance between Elektra and Murdoch that was consummated onscreen.  The director’s cut restored at least a half-hour’s worth of footage, including scenes between Matt and Foggy, a subplot about an innocent man accused of murdering a prostitute that led to a link through to the Kingpin, and Murdoch’s use of a sensory deprivation chamber to get peace.  The cut also removed the love scene, showing Matt having to leave Elektra because of heroing business, and changing the plot, according to Johnson, from a “you stole/killed my girlfriend” ending to becoming a hero.  The director’s cut has a total runtime of 133 minutes and received an R-rating from the MPAA.

The biggest change in the movie with the director’s cut was the feel of the movie.  While there was still action, the changes brought the movie towards film noir, the same style that Frank Miller used during his tenure with the comic.  The story starts in media res as Daredevil drops into a Catholic church.  He explains what is happening, putting most of the movie as a flashback, starting with how he got the powers, how he lost his father, Jack “The Devil” Murdoch, to a mob hit, how he became the Man Without Fear.  The first appearance of Daredevil is after Matt loses a case trying to prosecute a rapist; in costume, Murdoch tracks down the rapist and ensures that justice is served.  Ben Ulrich, a reporter for the New York Post** specializing in urban legends***, has been following Daredevil sightings, trying to track down the elusive being.  That night, Murdoch hears the murder of a young woman just before he seals himself inside his sensory deprivation chamber.

The next morning, Matt and Foggy meet for breakfast.  Both notice an attractive woman enter the diner.  Matt tries to get her interest, using his blindness as an opening for an introduction.  When the woman leaves without telling Matt her name, he follows her to a playground.  Naturally, the woman is annoyed at being followed and tries to show Matt the error of his ways, forcefully.  They trade martial arts moves, nothing to injure the other, enough to first dissuade then to impress the other.  Elektra Nachios gives Matt her name, but not her number or address; she’ll find him.

Afterwards, Matt rushes to the courthouse to meet with Foggy and their new client, a young man accused of murdering the woman Murdoch had heard overnight.  Matt, able to hear the young man’s heartbeat, is reassured that the man is innocent and takes on the case.  Meanwhile, the Kingpin, already upset about a leak in his organization, has to deal with a partner who wants to retire, Nicholas Nachios.  The Kingpin calls in his best assassin, Bullseye.  Bullseye has a power; he always hits his target, no matter what he throws.

An evening soiree later, Nicholas Nachios leaves in a rush, Elektra following.  Matt detected the father’s elevated pulse and follows as Daredevil.  He sees Bullseye take out the bodyguards and jumps into the fight to protect father and daughter.  One of the first actions he has is to block a thrown missile from hitting Nachios.  Or, as Bullseye put it, “He made me miss.”  The fight ends when Bullseye hurls Daredevil’s baton at Nachios.  An explosion makes it impossible for Daredevil to see the baton properly with his radar sense and the baton impales Nachios, killing him.

Elektra sees to her father’s funeral, then continues her training.  She was never in a good place to see the fight and blames Daredevil for killing her father.  Elektra manages to track down Daredevil; Bullseye tracks them both.  In the major fight sequence of the film, Bullseye injures Daredevil and kills Elektra****.  The flashback catches up to the beginning of the film as Bullseye enters the church to finish the job he started.  During the fight, Matt discovers the identity of the Kingpin and that he was responsible for his father’s murder.  Defeating Bullseye, Daredevil leaves the church to confront the Kingpin.

As mentioned, the movie uses the Frank Miller run on Daredevil to the point where Miller gets a cameo as well as Stan Lee.  The film noir style is used for effect, giving the movie a grittier feel and setting up the sense of loss Murdoch has with Elektra.  The acting holds up; Ben Affleck is able to be both Matt Murdoch and Daredevil, while Jennifer Garner makes Elektra memorable despite a lack of screen time.  The main problem is pacing.  Frank Miller’s run covered four years, a lot to pack into a two hour, fifteen minute movie.  The director’s cut does involve most of the character’s supporting cast in one way or another, but there are moments where the film drags a little and where it feels rushed.  A movie may have been the wrong format for the story told; a mini-series or a short TV series might have worked better, but wouldn’t have had the pull that a feature film does.  It’s not even a case of too much story; the theatrical release managed to cut a subplot without too many issue.  However, a longer format, one that could develop relationships, both beneficial and adversarial, would have helped.

Next week, Battle Beyond the Stars.

* The same radioactive waste then spilled into the sewers of New York and on to four adolescent turtles.  Really.
** The Daily Bugle is considered to be part of Spider-Man’s mythos, and Sony has the rights to that part of Marvel while Twentieth Century Fox had the Daredevil rights, since reverted back to Marvel.
*** In a missed shout out, Ulrich mentions that there are no alligators living in the sewers of New York City.  He never said a word about turtles.  The alligator may have been the Spider-Man villain, the Lizard, if Fox had the Spider-rights instead of Sony.
**** Or apparently kills.  She gets better for the spin-off movie, Elekctra.

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Since the series first aired in 1966, Star Trek has made inroad into not just geek culture but global culture.  It is rare to find anyone unfamiliar with the concepts of the series and unable to name at least one Captain.  The show’s prominence and tropes also make it ripe for parodies.  Each series and movie in the Trek franchise has been fodder for humourists.  The franchise even was featured as the first review here at Lost in Translation.

Fan films are getting less expensive to make.  With CGI, many effects that would be too expensive to do practically, like crashing a car or blowing up a model starship, now just needs a skilled artist.  The camera equipment needed has also fallen in price while becoming digital and smaller.  The Canadian low-budget horror movie Manborg was made for around Cdn$1000 and featured extensive green-screening and stop-motion animation.  The Four Players used limited sets and CGI in four separate shorts featuring the characters from Super Mario Bros.  Today, it is very possible to equal the effects of the big screen with inexpensive software coupled with skill and talent.

Star Wreck started as a series of shorts on YouTube.  Five friends in a two-room apartment used blue-screening technology to digitally add the sets needed.  Outdoor sets were found in the Finnish outdoors.  The sixth, Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning, received a budget sliightly under 14 000 Euros and a feature-length DVD release.  The version watched for this review was the Imperial Edition.  Star Wreck followed the exploits of the CPP Potkustartti, or as the subtitles call it, the CPP Kickstart*, her captain, James B. Pirk, and her crew, including Commander Info, an android, and Commander Dwarf, a Plingon.  The end of Star Wreck V saw Pirk, Info, and Dwarf stranded on Earth in the early 21st Century, trying not to change the course of history.

In the Pirkinning begins with Pirk drunk and tired of being stuck in a primitive era.  He reunites with Info and Dwarf and, armed with the knowledge of where the Vulgar (Vulcan) ship that made first contact is, starts working to build a new Kickstart.  Unfortunately, the man who contacted the Vulgars, Johnny Cochbrane (Zefram Cochrane), sold the ship to the Russians.  Pirk takes his crew, all two of them, to a Russian nuclear facility and convinces them to overthrow capitalism to bring back the Soviet Union.  Among those working at the facility is Sergey Fukov** (Chekov), an ancestor of one of Pirk’s former crewmen.  Sergey also worked at Chernobyl, where he had accidentally turned off the wrong cooling unit instead of the unit in his quarters.

With his newly Soviet Russian army, Pirk convinces President Ulyanov to assist in the building of the new CPP Kickstart.  With control of the Russian army and the new Kickstart and her sleds (shuttlecraft), Pirk overthrows Ulyanov, declares himself Emperor, invades Europe and then the United States.  No country can withstand the invasions, which is sold via propaganda as liberating the invaded nations.  The P-Fleet is built, with all vessels having twist drives (warp drives), shove engines (impulse drives), twinklers (phasers), and light balls (photon torpedoes).  Too bad the P-Fleet was built by the Russians; the maximum speed the ships can maintain is Twist Factor 2.

Another problem Emperor Pirk faces is the overpopulation of Earth.  He sends the P-Fleet out to scout for new worlds to colonize.  Most of the close ones aren’t suitable for human life, as the expendable redshirts would attest to if they hadn’t died demonstrating the lack of suitability.  However, the CPP Kalinka, commanded by Sergey Fukov, discovers a maggot hole (worm hole) from which an alien ship emerges.  Following Pirk’s General Order 3, the instant destruction of any alien vessel, Fukov orders the alien vessel destroyed.  After investigating the wreckage, though, it turns out the occupant was human.

The P-Fleet arrives at the maggot hole to investigate and, if needed, to conquer any worlds beyond for colonization.  The Kalinka is ordered into the maggot hole, Pirk figuring that the rust bucket and her captain would be no major loss to the P-Fleet.  Instead, Fukov reports back that the inside of the maggot hole changes colour.  The rest of the fleet enters the hole and spots two larger alien vessels that use a signal to exit.  Pirk’s crew figures out what the signal was and uses it to exit as well.

At this point, the breadth of science fiction knowledge of the creators is shown.  There’s a space station, the Babel 13 (Babylon 5), sitting near the hopgate (jump gate).  When negotiations break down with Commander Jonny Sherrypie (Commander John Sheridan), Pirk orders the P-Fleet to strike.  The resulting battle is something that many pre-CGI filmmakers could only dream about.  The P-Fleet has the early advantage, with their twinklers and light balls, but once ships like the Backgammon (Agamemnon) get in range, they open fire.  The ships from the Trek part of the parody have special effects similar to what was seen in The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.  The Babylon 5 portion, though, use special effects that wouldn’t be out of place on the original series.  The resulting scene is one that should be studied as an example of how to get details right.

During the battle, the Excavator, commanded by Psy-Co (Psy Corp) officer Festerbester (Alfred Bester) appears and targets the P-Fleet’s flagship, mainly because Pirk’s ship is the only one with enough light balls to continue the battle.  Festerbester is portrayed by the same actor playing Fukov, just as Walter Koenig played both Chekov and Bester.  The battle is decided by a twist core split resulting in an explosion that destroys both the Kickstart and the Excavator.

The difficulty in reviewing In the Pirkinning is not just working out how well the parody captures the essence of both Star Trek and Babylon 5, but dealing with watching a foreign language film relying on subtitles.  There is a culture gap between Finland and Canada that Star Wreck demonstrates.  The treatment of Russians was the first indication of the difference between Finnish and Canadian humour.  The subtitles assisted; whenever a Russian spoke, ze subtitles bekame a form of accent as the Russians happily overthrew kapitalism to bring back kommunism.  The subtitles for the unintelligible Scottish engineer were just as unintelligible.

It was obvious while watching In the Pirkinning that the cast and crew knew their science fiction, that they had watched both Trek and B5.  Sherrypie’s penchant for long-winded speeches, the entire mirror universe vibe of Emperor Pirk’s P-Fleet, the dual role of Fukov and Festerbester, the exploding plasma consoles on the Kickstart all show the level of detail and knowledge.  The parody still respects the original works even while poking fun.  Only a fan could get both series well enough to parody without being mean-spirited.  Some of the details may have been lost in translation***, but, overall, the parody managed to pull together two distinct TV series and keep their tone while adding to the work.

Next week, Daredevil.

* For ease, I will stick to the English translation, mainly to keep the pun of the name.
** Pronounced exactly as you’re thinking.
*** So to speak. *cough*

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